Ho ho HO!

Christmas, as explained by my nephew, age 20 mo, to his little brother, age 2 mo.

Loosely translated from the Korean.

Grampa and Jesus fly through the air riding Thomas the Tank Engine, ho ho HO.
Grampa, or maybe Jesus, lives in the attic, ho ho HO, where he has all the candy and chocolate.
On Christmas day, Grampa, or maybe Jesus, comes down the chimney, ho ho HO, and puts candy and chocolate under the tree.
There's choco for mommy.
And choco for daddy.
And choco for nanny.
And choco for me.
And then grampa takes you away to live in the attic, ho ho HO!